3-Word-Story

3 Word Story The story so far...

There once was a lonely hobbit named Percephone who was really dirty, with hairy feet and a big black knobbly battered wart. She lived among the magical knobbly peaceful folk who like to sing and dance to Led Zeppelin as they frolicked, and there was born an army of mighty fairies who were mischevious and renowned tricksters and gear salesmen. Though sought throughout the land, their wares were of impeccable quality, forged from pixie magic. One day she met a man who's pegleg doubled as a weapon of mass debt reduction and on occasion would do debt collection. She asked him what do I need to do to clear my debt? His answer came, first you must look into this instruction manual for her heart to gain her trust, because trust is the way to a girl's secret credit card that supports her long audacious spending sprees for shoes and lots of mithril which she hoards to pay for her massive debts. The peg-legged man at his breakfast while reading the newspaper. Suddenly he heard a knock at the door.